一天, 红蚂蚁和黑蚂蚁爬上了晒衣杆上。 突然觉得很热就躲在一间粉红色的内裤里乘凉。就在这个时候, 内裤的主人出现了。 她将内裤穿上。两只蚂蚁当然是一头雾水, 只感觉到强烈的震动。
当震动停了, 它们发现了一座黑森林。它们当然是往里面走了。很快的,它们又发现了一个山洞。
红蚂蚁对黑蚂蚁说:“小黑,你看!是山洞。 我们进去吧!”
黑蚂蚁回答说:“小红,我不要。。。 我怕。。。 怕。。。怕。。。 怕黑。。。”
之后, 红蚂蚁就一个人的走进洞里, 黑蚂蚁因为怕黑就往上(有光的地方)走了。
不久黑蚂蚁就爬回地面上了。 再过了不久, 黑蚂蚁在回家的路上也遇见了红蚂蚁。 黑蚂蚁好高兴得抱着红蚂蚁大笑。
黑蚂蚁:“我还以为见不到你了!!”
红蚂蚁:“。。。”
黑蚂蚁:“你干吗全身湿湿的?还有一股臭味。”
红蚂蚁:“。。。”
黑蚂蚁:“你在山洞里遇到了什么???”
就在此时, 红蚂蚁笑了,它对黑蚂蚁说它在山洞的经历
红蚂蚁在山洞里觉得很不舒服,因为有黏又湿的,所以打算出去找黑蚂蚁回家。。。 就在此时,山洞里有如洪水泛滥,差点把红蚂蚁淹死。
就在红蚂蚁绝望之际,它看见了恐龙!一只只有嘴巴的恐龙!它不管三七二十一,立刻的抱着恐龙,希望可以逃出生天。
可是,恐龙好像没有打算离开山洞的意思。。。 一直的进进出出,又快又慢的。 搞得红蚂蚁头昏脑涨了。
红蚂蚁:“我知道不对劲了,就出尽了吃奶之力, 狠狠地对恐龙咬了一口!! 它被咬之后, 还狂性大发的向我逼近。我当然没有退缩!就在我打算再咬一口的同时,恐龙向我吐口水然后就逃之夭夭了!”
黑蚂蚁:“。。。 。。。”
身高(cm) / 10 – 2 = 长度(cm)
这是我上个星期在一个电视综艺节目里看到的。。。 不是我自己凭空想像的哦。 他们(电视节目里的艺人啦)说这个方程式可以计算男生的“那里”有多长。
这也有逻辑,高大的西方人,往往都长长的。。。 你有研究吗?
那么宽度又如何计算啊? 用腰围?
到底是真是假?我不知道。。。 我想量量看,但是家里没有长尺,短的又不够。。。 。。。
Yes! Another site update for this week!
Newer version blog engine is installed. If you experiencing any problem…. call me! I will give you a kiss or a hug. With or without clothes at your choice!
ok?
Today, I am looking into my Google Analytics Report. I found out that is too many of PORN searches reach into my page, something like teen XXX, malay gay, black kok… you know what KOK is that… anyway, I am scratching my head on how to “tell” Google about the wrong results.
Finally! I found the answer in Google! Oh yeah! That’s the mighty Google, it always know what I wanted and prepared for me! Thanks!
I found this page name Google Webmaster Tools.
You can supply your GMAIL account as the user account for this tool. After you login, it will ask you to be verified as the owner of your site before you can utilize the tool 🙂 . It is very simple verification procedure, either add a meta tag or a html files with specific file name. After you added your site, you are start to manage it!
It is a very comprehensive tools for your to submit your removal request into Google search index. Well, this will actually helps you to eliminate/”purify” those porn-horny visitors 🙂
Some other interesting features will be the crawl rate and statistic. You can actually view how many data(quantitative) that Google crawled from your site. and the crawl rate can be set too! Well, I guess nobody want below Normal crawl rate if you value your ranking in Google search index 😀
If you are serious about SEO or you want to know the search engine actually works in crawling your site. You can check this tool. It provides very comprehensive help and Google is never recommend you to link to any SEO. I know you run your blog, forum, CMS and etc. So, this is the right tool for you to communicate with Google. Although, it is not powerful enough to grant you the #1 / First rank in every search but it definitely helps you to improve your site traffic if you use it right :-D!
Happy Google Webmasters!
Nowadays, almost every home has a computer. Perhaps two or more computers. The growth of technology has make the community to demand more from the computer. In 10 years ago, with the Microsoft Windows 95/98/ME, if you mention that you are able to setup a local area network or a file sharing network, you are probably get millions of dollars pay! With the growth of technology, file sharing is never a difficult job anymore. Instead, it is only a 2 to 3 mouse clicks job.
Of course. I am not going to bore you with the history lessons again. Let’s see scroll down for something useful! Please tell me that you know about the terms of Files/Folders Sharing or Networking before you proceed. Often, I encounter a very silly problem in Microsoft Windows XP networking environment. Especially for those newly setup computers.
After you create a Share folder and trying to browse it from other computer, most likely another computer with Microsoft Windows XP installed or other version of windows… a pop-up windows / dialogue will appear and ask for your login credential.
The most non-sense thing in this case is the User Name : column / text box is disable for editing (grey colour, as the screen-shot below).
You could not change the user name and forced to use the Guest account. After some tries with the passwords in your mind, perhaps you notice that the Guest account is disable by default in Microsoft Windows XP with SP2. So, no matter how many times you try the login, you can’t get into it because of the account status… Stupid enough, isn’t it? But how to solve this? Enable the Guest account ? Yes. You can do so, but by enabling the Guest account, you will create more havoc in your work place or home because Guest (every one) can browse into your shared folders which is not really nice…
Here, I have another solution for you to enable the User Name: column or text box. So, you can type in your login credentials to access the shared folder. Smart or not?
First, you open the file explorer by double click the My Computer, under the TOOLS menu bar select Folder Options… A Folder Options window will pop-up. Go to the View Tab, inside the middle part of the windows. Locate this option called Use simple file sharing(Recommended), it is checked by default. As the screen-shot below.
All you have to do it to uncheck it, and click Apply.
Try to access the shared folder from other computers again. Now, you should receive a login window with User Name: column or text box enable! Very likely, your problem is solved by now!
If you are really that lazy or feel secure with your network, you can try to enable the Guest account for the sharing / host computer, so you no need to supply the login credentials to access the folders. Anyway, Kok mING do not encourage you to enable the Guest account, never do it unless you want a guest.
Happy networking!
昨天我把MSN的私人讯息改成 –> 你问我 点解有书唔读有工又唔做, 你要我点样答 想读书又无钱 想做工又无人请
这句话是我六年前, 失业了4个月,写给自己的歌词,用来讽刺社会的。是RAP的。 可惜的是Andy没有将成品创作出来。。。
今天老白就来挖苦我了。。。
WHat is beyond god like says:
你想读书定係做工?
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
想读书又无钱 想做工又无人请
WHat is beyond god like says:
无钱就去做工揾钱啦….
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
想做工又无人请
WHat is beyond god like says:
无人请咪返去读多几年书咯..
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
想读书又无钱
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
I am going to blog this nonsense
在我写这篇blog时连David也踏了进来
~ d a v i d ~ says:
hahahhaa
~ d a v i d ~ says:
kewl title
~ d a v i d ~ says:
点解有书唔读有工又唔做, 你要我点样答 想读书又无钱 想做工又无人请
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
hahaha
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
I am blogging on this
Kok mING®©™, recommends http://blog.kokming.com says:
and you will be in my blog now
很多人都开始对我发牢骚了。 而且还越来越凶了。 真的就在把我说成家裡蹲一样。。。我无奈的将MSN的私人讯息改了。 好让他们也知道世界难混啊!很多很多的事情,我也不想辩驳。我不辩驳不是因为我理亏。 我一定会胜,因为辩驳就是我的强项!当然要双方都是拥有相同的条件。但是我没有做到,因为当我赢了, 我就会输了一个朋友。。。 看开点吧。 不是每个人都会了解你的,也不会有人完全的支持你的。。。
你问我 点解有书唔读有工又唔做, 你要我点样答 想读书又无钱 想做工又无人请 <– 你知道这句话的意思吗?你看到了我的心情吗?表面上,我尽是埋怨, 可是我是对现实的无奈而写的。。。 你看的明白,你应该明白了矛盾的意思。 这个句子很矛盾, 也很简单。。。 就像老白的对话, 永远也没有尽头。
虽然市面上有很多工作, 我也可以做。 但是不适合我,我有何必为了糊口而再度放弃自己的理想?六年了, 我已经对生活妥协了六年!我还有多少个六年??我现在不让建立起自己想要的事业, 我就对不起自己了。。。 可能到最后,我还是要对现实低头,但是还没到最后,我是不会放弃的!
没错,薪金少点也可以生活, 至少可以解去燃眉之急。 可是何必又再重蹈覆辙?我已经三番四次的降低薪金来“乞求”/“幻想” 更好的事业。最后,我还是落到了如斯田地。。。 你明白吗?我不甘心!!
老实的说,身边的朋友虽多, 可是可以交心的也没有几个。 要找到有共识的更难了。当然,今时今日的我, 完全是自己造成的。我没有怪任何朋友, 就算你骂我,你批评我, 你嘲笑我,还是挖苦我。。。 我也没有说你的不是。 因为我知道自己的目标,我不需要根据你们的个人观点而改变我的坚持。 看吧~ 现在我就已经觉得有人说我固执了。。。 不管我是固执还是不听你们苦口婆心的劝告, 你们也别把自己的那一套当成必杀技的一直猛攻我啊。 说到底, 我也是有脾气的人啊。
朋友,很多时候,我会和你多说的时候,绝对是因为我想给你更多的参考。当你们有了决定的时候,我是不是永远都在背后支持你啊?不需要雄辩滔滔的。 朋友的梦想,决定和行动。 我都是二话不说的支持的。 朋友就是要这样的啊!什么都是多余的,挺了在说!!David 一定比较明白我吧, 因为这两年里, 我们都一起的打拼!
朋友,我们还是朋友吧?你知道了我的想法吗?你有支持我的冲动吗?别犹豫不觉了,一切尽在不言中!用行动支持我吧!!一起对无奈呐喊吧!!!
你问我 点解有书唔读有工又唔做, 你要我点样答 想读书又无钱 想做工又无人请
This is going to be a technology post but I will try my best to write as “funny” / “hilarious” as I can… So I won’t bore the I.T. illiterate readers 🙂
First of all, what inspires me to write this… Often, we heard people talk about how great is .NET and what it can do and etc… It is overwhelming. Simply overwhelming. In many situations, people start to mis-understand what is .NET.
Let’s start with a little history lesson, short but brief! 🙂
.NET derives its name from a well-known Microsoft Software Component called .NET Framework. What is this? .NET Framework is a large pool of pre-coded libraries or objects for Microsoft Visual Studio.NET to use. If you don’t know what is libraries or objects. No worry. Just make is as a TOOL! 🙂 A handy tool for programmers.
.NET started its journey since year 2002 with the first release of Microsoft Visual Studio .NET (often we refer it as Microsoft VS .NET 2002). .NET framework has a few versions and use by different version of Visual Studio. See table below.
.NET Framework | Microsoft Visual Studio Version |
1.0 | Microsoft Visual Studio 2002 |
1.1 | Microsoft Visual Studio 2003 |
2.0 | Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 |
3.0 | Orcas or Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 (still in progress) |
3.5 | Orcas or Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 (still in progress) |
*** I am not sure which version of .NET framework that Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 will use. It is just a wild guess…
As you see table above… In past 5 years, Microsoft is putting a lot of effort to capture/expand the developer population. Well, forget about it. You don’t need to know that 🙂 For .NET Framework version 3.0, it is included in your brand new Microsoft Windows Vista if you don’t know… 🙂 For most developers or programmers, we are definitely waiting for the version 3.5 because this version will include a new compiler that will support new features such as Language Integrated Query (LINQ), as well as new language features in C# and VB.NET.
Every one thinks that .NET must be Internet related. This is partially wrong, but I could not deny it fully. It is because .NET Framework has the capability to interoperable between web and windows/desktop interface. It is all depends on what kind of software solution you need!
I met some employers or bosses which thinks that if you don’t have .NET experience then you knows nothing in web-development. Gosh! I wish I can slap them hard. Kick them far far away. Besides .NET, we still have JAVA or JAVA EE if you know what is that. Even without .NET or Java knowledge, you can still development a web site with plain HTML…
.NET is just a term for a group of tools. So, when somebody mention that they know .NET, you better ask them which .NET language that he/she knows 🙂 For example, my blog is developed with C#.NET and uses XML as database, currently utilizing .NET Framework 2.0 🙂
If a person says he has more than 7 years of .NET experiences. Just ignore him, it is because .NET was introduced at year 2002. Now is year 2007 only. Even you are a beta tester, I bet it is like 1 year earlier than the other to feel the beta version of .NET Framework 1.0. If you are interviewing people, ensure you have the right candidate with the right experiences 🙂
To summarize, .NET is not the owning the Internet. It is a lot of other tools to develop web-site or Internet application or system (e-commerce, CMS, BLOG and etc).
I hope I did not bore you with this. I wish you have better understanding on this topic. Feel free to ask me more questions too!
我这个家裡蹲也终于肯出去走走了。去到了,1 UTAMA 庆祝生日。。。虽然早了几天, 但是没有问题哦!我喜欢这样。
第一站就到达了Neway . K-Lunch, 唱K3小时还有buffet 沙拉和冰淇淋。 现在还有促销。会员半价啊!!K迷不要错过了哦!! 呵呵,午餐是鱼香豆腐饭和日式三文鱼便当。
接下来的, 各位可要好好“品尝”了。 Kok mING 重点推介的超豪华而且奢侈的Haagen Dazs“雪糕喷泉”! 这是我有史以来吃过最贵和最高档的雪糕,也是最享受的一个。
吃完了豪华的雪糕喷泉,闲逛了一会儿,就开始物色晚餐的选择了。 最后,走进了这间叫做Just Thai的泰国料理店!点了一份绿咖哩套餐。四道菜式和一道甜品才RM39.90++。 不会贵了。
这个泰国餐, 有四道菜。 绿咖哩鸡,这个很好吃。鸡肉的肉质并没有被破坏掉,富有肉汁的鸡肉和咖哩配合起来,真的让我吃多了两碗饭! 马来风光(青菜)-这个有点抱歉了。。。 菜煮太过火了,青菜被煮“老”了。吃起来,口感不好,味道也略为偏咸。 薄荷豆腐 – 这个也是抱歉之作, 还好的是味道还可以。。。 口感真的是完全不值一提。。。 炸春卷 – 特别的春卷,里面有包着冬粉,脆脆的外皮和爽口的内在, 吃起来口感极佳。配合泰式酱汁,属于值得一试的食物! Manga & ChestNut syrup – 这道甜品有马来西亚的味道。。。 为什么不是泰国呢?我不知道哦。。。 我吃下这道甜品,就让我觉得她是属于马来西亚的。 哈哈!不论“国籍”, 这个甜品还是不错的! |
啊!买单了!9个小时的“庆典”, 到底花费了多少呢?
最近,空闲的时间多了。可以做的事情少了。。。
有了很多的时间和朋友们聊天,也认识了不少的新朋友。。。 也发现了自己也开始老了。因为已经和年轻的朋友没有了话题,可能是我们的生活都不同吧。。。
年轻的话题都离不开上课,电玩, 爱情/网恋,还有一些我开不明白的短句。。。 真的不认老都不行了。。。
但是我也遇上了一些有趣的人。我和他们聊天,才发觉原来某些人是这样的生活的。。。
让我一一分享。。。
1. SPA therapist
这是一位华印混血儿。职业是SPA Therapist, 有提供特别服务的。。。 我往往都觉得是因为某些遭遇, 女孩才会出卖自己的身体。。。 就算不是被逼也是有苦衷的。 可是和我聊天的她, 并不是我想像的那样。 她似乎还享受着自己的工作和丰厚的收入。她认为每个人都有权利去选择,而她就因为自己的需求而踏入这一行的。怎么说也好,世界真的在变了, 如果没有艾滋病和宗教的“阻碍”, 可能这个行业也会被承认和合法化。
2. 女大学生
你可能也知道。。。 原来女大学生的生活是很多姿多彩的。她有四位男朋友,四个都是“用”来吃吃喝喝的。。。 然后自己又暗恋自己的学长。。。 她还会去球场看学长打篮球。我在想,如果你真的喜欢“学长”, 为何你还要其他的四个男友?因为你的虚荣心作祟?还是你根本就是水性杨花?真的不知道现在的女生在想什么。。。 把简单的爱变成错综复杂的感情线。。。 可能这就是新人类?我也不想和她聊了, 给了她留言。。。 。。。 玩弄感情的你, 到最后也会成为他人的玩具。
还有很多很多的, 可是我不记得了。。。 也有一些很有意思的话题。
1. 如果爱情面临牺牲的考验,你和她只能活一个。 你会为你爱的她而牺牲吗?情况就像TITINAC [铁达尼号]的Jack和Rose(不明白的你。。。可能不是我的年代的人哦。。。 😛 , 我觉得女生都爱问这些问题。。。)
我的答案是, 我不会为我爱的她而牺牲,至少我不会为了让她生存而牺牲自己。看了我的答案后,我想你现在也已经在说幸好没有和我在一起吧?
如果爱情是要牺牲才完美,我觉得你应该去看精神科了。 你要你所爱的她背负着你的牺牲而活下去, 然后痛苦一辈子吗?你有真的为她想想以后的事情吗?如果真的2个只能活一个, 我会让自己痛苦一辈子。 我的想法可能不“大众化”但是我觉得爱一个人就应该为她的将来做出承诺。随随便便的为爱牺牲是毫无意义的。
发问人看了我的答案, 说前半部很误导。 后面的解说满独特的。。。 可能我不太会表达自己吧。。。 可是,和我聊多了, 你应该也会发觉我其实还不是那么的冷漠。
2. 和那种人谈恋爱最痛苦?
哈哈!! 看了这个问题,我笑了出来。。。我可以和你说, 跟I。T。系的人谈恋爱最痛苦。 我知道的。。。 我自己时常的被投诉。 看看吧。
I。T。 人
有逻辑的思考 = 不会制造浪漫,永远不会违反法则的制造惊喜。
有纹有路 = 做事死板到要命。太过“系统化”了
对爱情专一 = 当然。。。 因为每天对着电脑,那里会有其他的机会?
还有很多很多的。。。
如果你和一帮I。T。人在一起。。。 你就有的受了。。。 话题永远都是在说有关电脑的话题。。。 真的。。。 我也认了在社交方面,的却有待加强。。。
Recently, a lot of my blog readers (new comers) checking up my blog. Haha. It is a good news! It means that my writing is not too bad for being a amateur blogger 😀
I started to think that my writing skill/level(English) is unable to describe myself because most of my readers look into my handsome photos… They can’t believe it… Well. Sometimes I cannot believe it too when I look into the pants which I used to wear 10 years ago…
Of course, I try my best to explain that… All these pictures is me and not any other celebrities… Okay… Few are understandable or take it not so serious and accept that I am not lying about those “artistic” picture of myself. For some others, they just ignore and continue to say that I am bluffing them… Haha. What on earth and how the hell and tell me why~~~ on any reasons that I need to bluff my readers about myself?
Ahhh Finally, a 100W light bulb just popped up right on top of my spiky hair. Maybe, It is the time for me to stop being “artistic”. I should be more “realistic” now! I decided to change the blog avatar or the portrait or what-so-ever you say it is… I got two copy of recent photo which I can cut and paste into here 🙂
I chosen one… but if you have any suggestion which is able to “pictures” myself better, please do leave a comment or two. Perhaps nudge me over the MSN! 😀
Here you go!


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