Starting yesterday, I am moving my blog to a new hosting server becuase the previous hosting server is no longer available for me to "utilize" because my buddy is leaving the company... So I have to fork out my real money to host my lousy blog for the joy of myself.

This is a very reasonable price. RM80/year. The most reasonable price that I could get around Malaysia, I believe.

The new hosting has very helpful supporting personnel. They are Malays! Yes! I must say... they are the talented Malays who really knows what is Web Hosting! The response time is on satisfactory level too. So far so good!

Just one thing is not so nice.... The control panel to manipulate my hosting account services is kinda slow in loading... Perhaps their server is heavy loaded or TMNet has no good "relation" with them haha...

Anyway, if you notice any strange behaviours occured... Please do drop me a message immediately. Thank you very much. 

Some days ago... errrr. Ok. It was 1 week ago, while I checking on some newgroups. While I am lazy-ing around + jub hunting with 110% energy + chattings + blogging + etc... A post in *A* newsgroups catches my attention. I find it simply hilarious :-P . I would like to share this with you!

Hahaha. The post title is Pirates Of the Caribbean III . Ohhhhhhh. Yeah! I thought that was the world's well-known movie... but when I look into the picture inside the post. I Laugh-Out-Loud. Haha. Simply HIRALIOUS!

Let's talk about my unemployment because most people raised their concern on it. It seems I am making you guys or girls worried enough...

It is 1 full month of unemployment period for me. What I did for the previous month? Wasting my time endlessly? Not looking for job? Being a lazy-ass? Too demanding in job searching...

Haha... well. The situation is getting heated up. I know many of you are very worry about me and really concern on my financial status. Yes. I am running into a financial trouble ... but who never had a financial trouble? Employ and Unemploy makes no differences... we are still in financial trouble. Haha. Correct?

I keep saying Unemploy instead of Jobless... You know why? Unemploy is meaning I am actively looking for jobs and waiting to be employed by someone... Jobless means I have no job to do. Another interesting interpretation of Jobless is... You can be employed but without a job to do (perhaps you are so competent to finish everything ahead the schedule!). That is jobless too Haha. Thanks to Khang inspiring me to this funny scenario.  So... Please be informed that Kok mING is Unemploy instead of Jobless... It will definitely lower your worries. Hehe.

Why I said the situation is getting heated up? Haha. Because I keep receiving greeting from friends, peers, strangers and etc with the opening sentence "Hey, have you get a job yet?". "Still jobless ah?". Haha. Please stop killing me :-P .

The above sentences still friendly enough... Check the sentences below for more aggressive sentences :-(

xxx: Shit. You are still JOBLESS! What the hell you doing now? Go LOOK for job!!
yyy: You lazy mofo, stop chatting and read something! Do something to save your poor life!
zzz: Why you are so free to chat? You should be looking for job! Since when you change to be like this? Where is the Kok mING?
aaa: How many times I have to tell you to be NOT choosy about jobs? Do you understand that you need a job now?
bbb: Kok mING, why you want to be manager? Why you cannot choose a lower rank job? Position means more than your life now? Why you so stubborn?
ccc: Have you visited xyz, tyv, cde job agency or not? If yes. They have a lot of openings! Why you still cannot get a job? Stop being choosy! Its all your fault for not getting a job!!

Dudes, from the bottom of my heart, I prefer you to move your fat ass to http://blog.kokming.com and click the MOST APPRECIATE button called PayPal Donate! Ok?

Haha. Ok ok... actually they never sound as aggressive as I type but to have more dramatic impact on your reading. I must make it more "commercial"! Don't learn from me, its bad for health!!

Let me clear some of your doubts. First, I am actively looking for jobs, I apply for many jobs but no response from the employer. Sad huh?

Second, I am chatting with you because you are as free as me else you won't reply me, right!? You mofo stop accussing me not putting any effort in job searching... ok? :-P

Third, this is very important. As everyone knows. I am aiming for the managerial position in some big and well-known organizations. Simply because my career path leads me here. Here! This point! No turning back! My life, my burden, my debt and my career demands... all pushing me to move forwards instead of falling backwards. If I become a programmer or technical support, I will definitely be a very EXPENSIVE employee where not much of companies able to "feed" me... So I choose to be a CHEAP manager... At least, I can do anything for the employer who hired me and he/she might felt worth it because he/she getting a CHEAP manager(one-leg-kick) instead of an EXPENSIVE programmer or technical support. Do you get it now?

Now, definitely you are thinking this. Why can't you lower your salary expectation? Haha. Hell no! Definitely a big NO NO, to lower the expected salary. Say is very easy... considering I have my debts and burden. There is no room for discount. No more, simple as that!

If you are still reading until here. Thank you for reading and please change your clothes and get ready! I am going to your house and buy you a dinner. Let's go!! But... before the dinner, I have to withdraw money from the bank, because I am running low on cash in my wallet. If possible can you please go to the nearest bank of yours and withdraw some for paying the dinner because my bank is having too little fund too...

Haha. Last but not least, let me say thank you to my friends who introduce me some job agencies, help me to search job, email me about job opening, spending time to help me pass my boring time and the meals that you bought to me(you know who you are). Thank you very much!

Opps not to forget, I am really appreciate my lovely family for supporting my decision of being a lazy ass just because I want to "move" forwards.

If you are puzzled to see my handsome image display on every comment that I reply. I can tell that you can do the same! You can have your avatar display on my blog!!

Okay. Sound interesting? It is a free service provided http://www.gravatar.com .

All you need to do it to register an account over there. Then upload your most handsome or cuties or pretties avatar picture or photo into it! When you make any comment to my blog, you just fill up the email address that you applied for gravatar service. Your mo mo mo mo most  handsome or cuties or pretties avatar will be display in your comment automatically Sound amazing?

Gravatar is widely applied by many website. You can use it to display your avatar if the website support this gravatar feature

Try it now. I will answer your question if you do not know how to get it done

Aha! Perhaps a wrong topic for today. It is because most of my readers are female... Perhaps they do not bet any of the above games :)

Anyway, I do not want to blog on how to diet until you leave enough message to me. Haha!! Come on lah... make my blog more lively, ok? Else very soon we will have to say byebye ah... :-(

Ok... Now back to the business. I am currently working on a program which can gather the past results/drawings of TOTO, PMP(Damacai) and Magnum. The program shall tell you some basic analysis about the data gathered. For example, the occurrence of some combination of 4 digits during past years.

*blink* *Blink* I saw someone eye open wide now :P You wanted to know how often the number you are betting draw out in the history of these games? Haha. Comes. Leave your comment! I mean comment, not MSN message! I shall reply you here with the occurrences:D

Below is the sample. He he he

Some explanations for the above table. Numbers is the 4 digits that you bet, the occurrence is how many times its occur in history of each game :)

For example, Magnum 1347 has 243 occurrence . It means in the history of Magnum results/drawings. These 4 digits 1347 has occur 243 times. Not to confuse you, the occurrence of each number do not mean a direct or perfect match. This 1347 maybe 1437 or 7431 or 7314 or 4317 or 3417 when it appear in the history.

To summarize it, the number 1347 has 24 combinations and it occured in the history for 243 times. Understand? hehe Perhaps it is hard to understand but it gets easy if you have the experience of betting :-p haha. If you dont understand, you might watch a Singaporean movie name "Money Not Enough"!

I checked my last 4 digits of my IC number with Magnum history result... Aiyeh! It only appear 12 times(direct/perfect match) from Year 1985 until Year 2007. See... If I bet since year 1985... I will be a beggar now... haha!

I will continue enhance the program, perhaps I will release it out if I see it is a great interests for you guys

Please remember Kok mING never encourage betting or gambling... NEVER!

I have nothing to blog... really... but could not say nothing at all. I just do not know what and how to share with you... Anyway, perhaps I should write something funny to entertain you :) So you will come back often!!

10 things I hate about you, ok? ... ... which? what? why? I hate you!?  You hate me?!

Don't be mad, ok? It is all about my past experiences on how girls reject me after some days of dating  shopping? fetching? partying or what-so-ever you can think that a girl can do with you during day time :) . I believe that normal guys will start asking the girl to "acknowledge" the relationship status after some days of dating if nothing worst happen. Perhaps you are too handsome to be rejected else... you must raise this question.

To be frank with you, I noticed that girls do not like guys to ask "Am I your boy friendf?", "We are couple now?", "Can I say that you are my girl friend?" and etc... But when I was young, I love to ask these questions because ... you know -> Lack of confidence <- . As time goes on, asking this kind of questions is like ending the relationship by myself... Haha! It is because the girls will feel frustrated / annoyed / pressured if guys keep asking...

I never think it is very hard to give a clear and straight-to-the-point answer. Perhaps some girls are just born to be playful... Anyway, I am not going to discuss with you on how girl's thinking about guys. I want to share with you is the 10 lamest reasons for a girls to reject a boy after some datings! Remember the key phrase... "after some datings"

10 lamest reasons for a girl to reject a boy

1. I know you are nice and suitable to me but I still cannot forget about my ex...

2. You are such a nice guy but I am not a good girl for you...

3. You looks so cute but I am looking for someone that is macho, tall and handsome as Nicholas Tse or F4 or Takeshi Kaneshiro or Tom Cruise!

4. You know? You are the best guy I met. But I am not ready to have a serious relationship but I don't want you to feel bad. Can you continue to take care on me until I am ready?

5. We don't have the "click"/"flip"/"tick"/or what-so-ever you like to use for connecting the relationship between us.

6. I treated you like my brother, we cant fall in love on each other, you understand?

7. I wish I can be with you but I am currently having a relationship or loving someone without his knowledge... or my ex still after me!

8. I know you too much already so we cant be lover...

9. You born in year 1979...

10. You are FAT

Haha. I have more but the most notable are listed above... If you have more reasons, please leave a comment to share with us!

今天，去染发了。。。 哈哈！你不要说了。。。 我知道你想说：“失业了， 还有多余的钱用来染发，不错哦~” 

这次的染发是免费的！！ 哇哈哈哈哈！！ 你一定有想说：“Kok mING， 就是这样的si beh 好命，常常碰到免费的kang tao” 。

呵呵~~ 不是我不想和你分享。。。 可是，你们又有多少位可以在办公时间出来染发？又有哪个一秒钟上下几百万的朋友可以抽到时间来接受这些免费的东西呢？ 虽然世界上有很多免费的东西。。。 但是你也要有心去接受才可以的。。。 更何况我是去当“tester"的。。。

呵呵。 要谢谢我的好朋友，Cass， 和帮我染发的Jane了。 毕竟是免费的。。。 所以要卖卖广告啦。。。  

头发是棕色的。。。 但是不知道为什么看起来像棕红色。。。 可能是灯光的关系吧！　我还是一样的好看吧？

其实在很早之前我就想把这篇blog 写出来了。无奈的是我非常地懒惰。 哈哈！！看会以前的照片， 真的觉得自己的改变。。。 从里到外的改变。

	28 年前的某一天。。。 我来到了这个美丽的世界。 呵呵！我的眼睛从出生开始就是大大的啊！！
40KG	哇！！ 这个胖小子好好笑容哦  :-p
60KG	时光飞逝。。。 转眼间， 这个胖小孩已近长大了。。。
68KG	哈哈！！ 18岁， 考ＳＰＭ时。。。　我自己看了也不会觉得是我。。。　哈哈！　 有种十年人事几翻新的感觉！！
	这张应该是ＳＰＭ之后的班聚时拍下的。。。
70KG	哇！！！　这张经典了啦！！　 WANTED!!!　DEAD OR ALIVE !!! 十足杀人犯。。。 还记得那时候超向往谈恋爱的。。。 可悲啊！ 不自量力也要有个限度啊。。。 没有女生要看我啦。。。 :~(
72KG	21岁，生日！成为大人了哦。。。 哈哈！！越来越胖了。。。 那时候的名言是。。。 吃的是福！！ 最胖的体重是85KG。。。 可惜没有拍到照片！！ 悲哀的是。。。没有女人缘啊~~ 名副其实的“女见愁” 。。。
	哦。。。。 22岁。。。 开始瘦了。。。 发奋减肥啊！！  没有女孩要胖胖的男友吧？用了半年的时间， 从85KG 减到58KG！！ 哦！减肥是为了女人缘不是为了某个女生。。。 一直都要减肥。。。 就是没有推动力。。。 直到自己对人生的看法改变了，才知道很多东西， 如果自己只说不做，是永远没有成果的！
	College Diploma 毕业了。 虽然瘦了身体但是脸还是圆圆的
	这是第一份工作。。。 在办公室里用webcam snap的。  有点像基佬？ 哈哈！！
	哇哈哈哈哈！ 你相信脱胎换骨？ 有丑小鸭变天鹅的真人传说吗？ 我不敢说我是， 可是你可以看见我的改变！我的蜕变！！又肥仔变靓仔！！！ 不是体重而已。。。 连皮肤也变得好了！ 应该可以做减肥中心的生招牌。或者你出本钱给我开一间啊？？？
	这个是去年用webcam 在公司snap的。。。 像成功人士吗？呵呵~~

我将我的瘦身经历写出来， 并不是想炫耀。我是想让每个人都知道， 人人都可以英俊美丽的。 我没有用半分钱就减肥成功了。。。

要发光发亮全在于你的决心！！无疑的是， 决心是要时间酝酿的但是要坚持！！ 没有坚持，永远都不会成功！！

有很多人会说，这餐吃多点，明天吃少点啦。。。 我敢保证这样的人一定减肥失败的。因为他们不够毅力！！ 摆脱不了食欲的呼唤。

我可以和你说。。。 现在的我，也非常有女人缘了。。。 可是我并不觉得这是什么值得宣扬的事情。。。

人人都在注重外表。。。 其实外在美是为了内在美而存在的。。。 以貌取人是肤浅的。。。

我曾经肤浅过。。。 也因为肥胖而被取笑，没有自信。 可是肥胖不是一个让你放弃自己的原因！

瘦身成功的收获是什么？ 不用多想的是， 100% 的自信心！ 有了勇气面对很多人， 不是因为不再肥胖。。。

是因为在整个过程里， 我发现了， 其实一切都是自己的心魔作祟！往往你越注重别人对你的看法， 你就越会迷失自己。

我看清楚了自己，也给了自己时间和勇气！我捉住了我向往的美丽人生。你呢？

Long time ago, I would like to blog about this... unfortunately I am a total lazy bastard :P haha! Looking into the past photo... I realised the changes... from inside out!

	28 years ago. A fine day! I come to this beautiful world. Hehe. My eyes is big since I am born!
40KG	Wah!! This little fatty has great smilling :-P
60KG	Time goes fast... Blink of eye, this fatty is growing up!
68KG	Haha! 18 years old, photo during SPM, I look at it also cannot believe he is me...
	Photo taken during Post-SPM gathering!
70KG	WOW!!! This is classic!! WANTED!!!　DEAD OR ALIVE !!! I still remember at that time, hope to have a lover but sadly... none willing to response :( haha... really speechless now :P
72KG	21 years old! BDAY!! Becoming an adult! Yay!! haha getting fatter... Eat too much :P The heaviest weight is 85 KG but no photo taken... aih... can't show you ...
	22 years old! Getting slimmer!! Want to be SLIMMMMMMMMM! not STEAM, ok? :-P No girls like fatty boy friend... so I spend half year to loss weight from 85KG to 58KG. I did this NOT because of girl... I just want to be more attractive hahah At the end.. still girls!  Wanted to loss weight but just has no motivation until this age... realise that nothing can be changed if we do not make the first move by ourself!!
	College Diploma graduation. Although body is slimmer but the face still leaving me some baby fat
	Taken with webcam during my first job... inside office! looks like a gay? Hell No! I am not!!
	Wuahahahah! You believe miracle? I don't mean to be proud but you can see my changes... it happens! It just happens! Man! can you feel it?
	This is snapped last year with web cam too... looks like a successful business man? haha!

I wrote this blog, it not to be advertise my success story. I would like to let my readers know that every one can be handsome and pretty. I did not spend even a single cent to achieve my weight loss target...

To become handsome or beauty. It is depends on yourself. If you believe you can do it then you can! If you think you can, you can! Let me remind you, besides thinking, you will need ACTION to compliment it!! ok?!

Never ever lost yourself. Must set your aim and maintain it. You can loss weight and gain weight in very short time. To maintain the weight is definitely a hardest thing to do...

Now, I own the attraction that I wanted... but this is not something to be proud with... Everyone is just too emphasize on the outlook appearance. They never realise that the outlook appearance is existed to compliment the inner beauty of each person....

I had been one of them before. I got laugh and tease by others due to my fatty looking and lost confidence... but that is not the reason for you to give up yourself! ok?!

I would like to share with you. The most valuable gain during the weight loss process and period is... 100% of confidence!! 

I gain my confidence not because I am good looking now. It is because I notice that previously I have no confidence because I am too emphasize on outlook appearance... I fooled by myself...

I spent my time to look into my inner-self. I reached my destiny! and what's about you?