While I were organizing some photos for a new Japanese food blog. JobsDB.com daily job alert arrives into my mailbox. I checked some, discovered that is a Sales Manager post... I clicked into in and found this Waterboss Job Advertisement.

I am speechless when I see it... It stated in BOLD, "Fresh graduates/Entry level applicants are encouraged to apply. " . After I regain my conscious, I yelled "Kanasai" loudly in my brainless mind!

Elllooooo! Come on folks! Since when a manager or senior level of position is applicable by the fresh graduated and entry level of applicants? Please tell me this is a joke not a job!

Judging from the advertisement, definitely this company has a not-so-bright HR or they do give "chances" to every people who needs a job!

A Job Portal such as JobsDB.com, I urge you to re-consider about posting this kind of shit for the sake of money! You are putting the job market into a crisis. Not to forget, you totally trashed your reputation as a competitor to JobStreet.com. Spamming the market with this kind of advertisement is not going anywhere good. Certain level of quality measurement should be in place while posting jobs! Sooner or later, I can see some scam organizations looking for fresh graduates to be CEO of some companies!

The market is not good and the Job portal polluted it even worst!

To be honest, JobsDB.com is never be my choice of looking for jobs. As know, it has just confirmed that my decision is right! The job advertisements posted there are too sucks to read!

All Malaysian know him because of his intelligent level. People hates him because he is dropping the overall intelligence of Malaysian...

Someday ago, a colleague send me a wikipedia link which I did not bother to check because it is having Khairy Jamaluddin as part of the address. After a while, he was laughing and urge me to visit it.

I browse into it and laugh out loud. His background "stories" is very interesting

This is what I see

你可以有很多理由不投国政。

可是你有一个必定投我的理由，那就是我什么都不做的！Undilah KM, Just vote!

因为我不做事，就没有人批准申请了吧？对吗？，所以。。。

1. 汽油不会起价

2. 大道（大盗）收费不起

3. 没有多余且无为，劳民伤财，中饱私囊，官官相卫的雄图大计 国家大烂涂（蓝图）

4. 不会再付钱上太空吃Roti Canai~

5. 你想到什么可以不做的，我都不做！

 

如果有幸当选，有一件事，我一定要做。。。 那就是废除马来人的特权！

投未来一票，还马来西亚一个机会！

在此谢谢大家的支持~~~

A friend forwarded this to me... and I find it fucking hilarious!

I laugh while reading this funny+enjoyable+not_too_surprise news. After a laugh, I start to become sad. It is because this BOLEH-land has once again drop my intelligence level as a Malaysian. I am PWN to be a Malaysian...

Let's see how effective on stopping piracy by "jailing" Internet users who is doing "illegal" download.

First, how to define "illegal" download? Who can judge it? For years, I still have not see any BSA officer goes into a home user for anti-piracy action.

Second, are you (the government) going to send an army to arrest somebody who is really committed the above crime? RM 250K is not cheap! Up to 10 years jail is consider a very serious offense too. As compare to a armed robbery will only get 5 years jail/case if caught, so 10 years is some what serious. You know... You better robbed for money rather than downloads. It is because you still have to pay to the ISP for connection!

Third, do you have the JAIL spaces for the Internet surfer population? I seriously doubt that. I definitely not going to pay and will not admit I downloaded anything... So, you better take away my computer. I can spend another few thousands to get a new one shortly.

Let me share it with you. Malaysia is not the first country started this joke. So far, I have not see any country that had succeeded in catching this type of "criminal".

But please listen to me. After the publication of this lousy news/warning. I believe some evil minded fellow will start inter-personate the government officer identity and run into your house for a "check" then ask for the coffee-money!

You do not need to tell me whether or not you have any illegal downloads. I am very sure that everybody has some! However, it is not a crime... you know? I am not sure whether or not that I am correct. As long as you are not using the downloaded material for commercial use or make any profit from it. You are safe... or at least they can't put all the blame to you.

Last but not least, IF they can track down the user... Why TMNET don't ban the selected users account but apply throttling technique? Something fishy here... Think again, if the country is really good and the mentality is real high. I don't think piracy is a problem or CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!

Happy downloading!

我的夸张修辞法，想必各位也已经略有所闻， 也可能领教过了。

那么你有听过强化修辞法吗？

兔子是温驯的动物，可以说是弱者的代表。来看看我如何将兔子给强化吧！

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在一群狮子中，有一只兔子过着无忧无虑的生活。

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这么看来，感觉上兔子和狮子一样强了！

[我可以感觉到各位已经很“睹烂”了]

哈哈！谢谢各位的观看。我成功的浪费了您2两分钟的生命了！！

记得再来啊！明天我就去买相机了！！会有照片看了哦！！！

敬请期待了。